me:i want the thing
someone:i'll buy you the thing
me:nonono i can't let you do that
@3 weeks ago with 219614 notes
@3 weeks ago with 6133 notes

How will you really know if she’s the one?

If she’s the one to love you as you do her? The one to grab your hand as you run out of rope? The one to be there in the morning to fill your everyday with that incomparable sense of strength and hope?

How do you know that you know you’ve won?

I wish with all the sense of strength and hope that I have left that there is a bright and blinding light at the end of this tunnel.

@3 weeks ago with 1 note
#poem #hope #help 

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man


A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

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@2 months ago with 334254 notes




When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…

im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

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@5 months ago with 307261 notes



right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

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@3 weeks ago with 322808 notes

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@3 weeks ago with 7372 notes


During the earthquake my brother threw himself on top of me and then said, “I care about you more than my bong.”

@3 weeks ago with 1450 notes
She makes me happy

She makes me happy

@3 months ago


holding in a fart all day and finally getting home


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@5 months ago with 507159 notes