tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

(via leslieknopepantsuit)

@2 weeks ago with 284272 notes
@2 weeks ago with 172176 notes

(Source: mahlibombing, via baser4life)

@1 month ago with 50272 notes

"You are my 3 AM thoughts."

six word story (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: staylo3key, via lets-just-get-through)

@3 months ago with 405631 notes

(Source: humilitize, via take-me-2paris)

@3 months ago with 94110 notes

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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(via leslieknopepantsuit)

@2 weeks ago with 339250 notes

taco-bell-rey:

Remember that time they referenced Chris Crocker on Hannah Montana

(Source: taco-bell-rey, via onehandedclappin)

@1 month ago with 88866 notes
@1 month ago with 210748 notes
fuckinstoned:

wake-and-bacon:

cosmicwolfmama:

please gods I want the future

PLEASE GOD. TAKING DATING EXPECTATIONS EVEN HIGHER.

Oh my god

fuckinstoned:

wake-and-bacon:

cosmicwolfmama:

please gods I want the future

PLEASE GOD. TAKING DATING EXPECTATIONS EVEN HIGHER.

Oh my god

(Source: reddit.com)

@3 months ago with 31357 notes

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

(Source: homosensationalism, via satanicholiday)

@3 months ago with 148109 notes